If Bing Became a Parent

I've been thinking... One day Bing bunny might grow up and become a parent. If he does, possible titles for new episodes:

- Surveying Untidy Rooms. It's a Bing thing.

- Scheduling a shower: it's a Bing thing.

- Running out of spaghetti hoops: it's a Bing thing.

- Prodding questionable nappies: it's a Bing thing.

- Microwaving a cup of coffee: it's a Bing thing.

- Whispering all evening. It's a Bing thing.

- Hoping the wine will taste nice: it's a Bing thing.

- Awake at 1am. 3am. 4am. It's a Bing thing.

- Bit of poop on your knuckle. (From the baby, obviously...) It's a Bing thing.

- Wrestling over toothbrushes: it's a Bing thing.

- Reading the same book x3000. A Bing thing.

- Putting on CBeebies. Again. Now that's a Bing thing....

Are there any you'd add?!